more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

rhetthammersmith:

dog cloud over Manhattan 

as we're talking about boyfriends, what's the worst thing you ever did to a SO?
Anonymous

myself and my ex were going to bed and he told me i was beautiful

i turned out the light and said ‘thanks, now you are too’

engrprof:

runecestershire:

tyreenosaurusrex:

In honor of Shakespeare’s 450th birthday, I would like to take this moment and share a profound quotation from the bard:

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Such mastery of the English language.

Remember that when this goes down, they are indoors.

polonius: A yes man before it had a name

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

dutchster:

"he’s making that face again isn’t he"

dutchster:

"he’s making that face again isn’t he"

fruitcrocs:

when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it

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dutchster:

trying to find someone you like who likes you back

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dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

pr1nceshawn:

Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.